Ok folks not long now so some advice guys What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day?

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.





2. Any food item with the words ';diet';, ';light';, or ';high fiber'; on the label.





3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.





4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.





5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.





6. A gift certificate.





7. Cash.





8. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.





9. An apologetic look and the words ';That was today?';Ok folks not long now so some advice guys What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day?
so.......what you giving me?Ok folks not long now so some advice guys What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day?
i liked no. 9
When IS Valentine's Day?


Tomorrow?!?!?


oops...





lol
a bowling ball


taco bell for dinner


clothes for her. ( chances are you will get to small, indicating shes fatter than you`d like) or to big (stating you think she is fat)
I think I will print this for my hubby! lol
Don`t buy her anything lads.


Just think about it. She won`t speak to you for about a week, utter paradise.
10. an STD
haha at number 9.
ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Ha ha ha... xD


So, so true...





Have a star! *
Haha @ number 2, so so true :P
yeah


lol
11. A signed photo of you, big cheesy grin, giving the ';guns'; towards the camera, with the note: ';you're one lucky lady!';
Is that straight out of MAD magazine? It's about as funny anyway.
Hi Chris,


Hehehehe.. These are great and soooo true..A Star..


A Friend,


poppy1
lol
Don't forget a home pregnancy test kit!
10. The same card that you already gave her last year.


11. A black pair of pants with the note: ';This pair will make you look even more beautiful... my puffy pie!';


12. Toothpaste.


13. Lingerie 2 sizes larger.
These are Definately things NOT to say!!!





LOL!!!





:)